it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
