So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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