ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I won't apologize to a one balled man
my poor anus
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
