we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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