her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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