I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
PANTIES FOUND
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