The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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