she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
We left the knife in your bed.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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