Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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