She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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