Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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