my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
