No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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