What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Randomize
