somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Randomize