come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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