Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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