He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I pour the whiskey from now on
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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