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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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