I CAN MOONWALK!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
