I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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