How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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