the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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