even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just found puke in my bra..
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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