I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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