Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
