Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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