i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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