You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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