We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
only you would photoshop your dick
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You're a waste of cheezeits
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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