He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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