i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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