his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You need Xanax blowdarts
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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