Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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