i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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