Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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