So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We have so much sex to catch up on
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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