Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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