I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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