if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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