You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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