They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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