We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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