And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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