sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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