I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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