glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
