Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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