shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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