Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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