shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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