Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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