Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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