You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He passed out mid-signature
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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