you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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