I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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