Will you blow on my dice?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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